Porn and travel

GOOD to see it’s not just me whose head is in a spin about juggling long-term travel with finding a career. The other night while watching the “news” there was another update on the Shane Warne/Liz Hurley love saga involving Aussie pornstar Chloe Conrad (apologies for further reporting on this drivel). In the name of science I thought I’d Google the shit out of her, purely to see how Warney had done (I swear). Anyways, I found my way to her blog, and this post – among others – caught my eye. Here’s a few of the choice cuts about her “quarter-life crisis”:

  • My passion is travel. I love to travel to the dirty grimy countries and really get stuck in, cold water showers, no electricity, eating street food, drinking beer with other dirty backpackers, hell, even sharing a room with 10 other people and one broken toilet excites me. im THAT kind of traveler. i REALLY want to get back to the backpacker trail. but again, no one can sustain that lifestyle for long either. even that $2 a night bed in the grimy backstreets of Kathmandu still has to come from somewhere. so i get a little more confused…
  • so do i go to uni? but, that means, moving back to Aus, and probably just dancing part time, and just doing porn in Uni holidays. UGH! that doesnt sound so fun does it?! and it means no backpacking…

Apparently she’s hit up some pretty rad locales including Thailand, China, Siberia, Nepal (where she volunteered at a primary school), Egypt and Sudan before moving to the UK to spread her asscheeks while guys fuck her on camera (her words). Who knows how legit her travel claims are but good on her if they’re true.

So what have we learnt today?

  1. I have much in common with Ms Conrad – no I don’t suck guys dicks for money – I’m considering going back to uni at some stage soon but the fact it’d mean little or no backpacking scares the crap out of me.
  2. Vintage Liz Hurley puts the pornstar to shame (can you believe people take the time to make celebrity cleavage mixtapes like this?).
  3. Pornstars’ blogs attract some pretty funny clientele (not me I was just having a news-related browse, honest). Suss the creep factor on some of the comments people leave on her site.
  4. Doing porn in your uni holidays is a sweet way to earn some extra cash to buy textbooks and shit.
  5. I’m clearly running out of interesting things to write about (not for long – Latin America in nine days).

Adios.

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2 responses to “Porn and travel

  1. Pingback: Bears, boobs and bodyboarding | fearinenglish

  2. cc

    lol, Chloe Conrad here, randomly goggling myself while watching Argentina play in the world cup (bored much? honestly, its been MONTHS since i last did!)…. just so you know, the travel bit is true, as is the rest, but hey, life is worth living, beats having no stories to share when your in an old folks home 😉

    ps, been in sth america for the past month, any tips for my next few months while heading north? 😉

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